Joining a new company, a guy had to take a physical with the company doctor.All the tests came out fine but, after a brief hesitation, the doctor noted that he had the smallest penis he'd ever seen. "Tell me," he said, "Do you have any difficulties with it being so small?""No," he said. "I've got a great wife, three kids, and a normal sex life. I guess the only problem I ever have is finding it when I need to urinate.""And yet you still have a normal sex life?""That's not a problem," he said, "because there's TWO of us looking for it then."
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