Man walks into Chinese restaurant and the guy behind the counter says watcha waaa,
The man replies I'll have ehh chicken curry fried rice,
The man behind the counter says again watcha waaa,
The guy replies I said a chicken curry with fried rice, then notices paint on his jacket and he says "what the fuck"
Guy behind the counter says I said watcha waaa, you daft cunt it's got paint on it.
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