Man is sitting at a bar

So a man was sitting at a bar one night, drinking as usual. He realized he had to take a piss.
So he went into the bathroom and started going. This midget then took the urinal next to him and started peeing. The man, in his drunken state of mind, looks over at the midgets dick and sees that's it's a huge dick, like a porn star.
The man yells "how does a midget like you have such a large dick?"
The midget goes "well you see, I'm a leprechaun. I can grant you one wish"
The man says "I wasn't a dick like that"
The leprechaun says "ok, but you have to let me fuck you in the ass"
The man says "no way" and goes back to the bar
He later ponders it and thinks to himself "no one will have to know"
So he goes back into the bathroom and tells the leprechaun "alright, I'll do it"
So they go into the stall and the leprechaun does his thing.
When they get out the man says "I can't believe how much that hurt"
The. The leprechaun says "I STILL CANT BELIEVE OU THINK THAT IM A LEPRECHAUN"