Man is desperate for a shit on the plane but the men's room is occupied. The stewardess says "Go ahead and use the women's room, but don't press those buttons marked WW, PP, and ATR." The man sits there shitting and gets curious. He presses "WW" and warm water washes his ass. "Ahh...that was nice, I'll press PP." A soft powder puff dries his ass. "That was even better, I will try ATR"
He wakes up in the hospital and panics. The nurse comes running. "What happened? How did I get here?" The nurse goes "You just had to press ATR, Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow."
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