And says to Father O'Malley, who has been with the church for over 30 years, "I haven't done this yet so I'm not sure what kind of atonements to give." "Don't worry" he says "I've made you a book of all of the sins we hear and what to do." Relieved, he takes the book and steps into the booth. A boy sits down and says "forgive me father for I have sinned. It's been a week since my last confession." The priest opens the book and asks him what he did. "I stole a piece of candy." The priest looks up stealing and says "alright son. Say 5 Hail Mary's and the lord will forgive you." "Yeah, but I did something worse than that." The little boy says. "What else have you done young man?" The priest asks. "I looked at a girls boobs in a magazine." He looks in the book and says "say 5 Our Fathers and the lord will forgive you." "Okay, but I did something even worse than that." The little boy mutters "I had anal sex, again." The priest sits there flabbergasted and shocked but snaps out of it and starts looking through the book for sodomy. Not finding it he softly asks the boy "I'm sorry my son but I'm new. You said again so you've obviously talked to Father O'Malley before. What does he give you for anal sex?" The boy perks up and says "normally ice cream!"
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