Man goes to see a doctor. After Doctor asked him what is going on, he answers:
*in very deep voice "Doctor, my voice is just too deep. I cannot live like this anymore. Please do something".
Doctor: "There is nothing really what I can do about it. Sorry everybody has a different voice."
Man: *in a very deep voice "Please doctor you have to help me"
Doctor: "Sir, there is only one possibility. To cut your balls off and I am sure you would not quite like that."
Man: *in a very deep voice "Yes I don't care just do it. I can't live like this."
After a week since the man's testicles had been removed, he comes back to the doctor.
Man:*in a thin voice: "Doctor now I sound like a woman. Not having two balls is just too much. Can you give me one back ?"
Doctor: *sighs :"OK, let's stitch one ball back. Nurse ! Take out this man's testicle from the refrigerator, please !"
Nurse: *in a very deep voice: "Wait,you mean the refrigerator where we store the apricots ?"
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