Mama shark and Baby shark are swimming in the ocean. Mama shark turns to Baby shark and says "Baby shark, do you see those swimmers up there on the surface? I'm gonna teach you how to hunt. Watch this". So Mama shark swims up, sticks her fin out of the water, circles them 3 times, and then eats them. She comes back down and says "You see what I did there Baby shark?" Baby shark says "yes I did! that was great! but why did you stick your fin out of the water and circle them 3 times?" and Mama shark replies, "Well I find they taste much better when the shit is out of them"
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