Shagerarder

There was once a girl called Shagerarder. Her mother needed to
go shopping so she left shagerarder on her own for a while.
While Shagerarder's mother was gone the postman came and knocked
on the door. Shagerarder answered at once and the postman said,
"hello there, i've come to drop off this package." Shagerarder
took the package and said, "thankyou, please, come in."
"No, i can't," replied the postman, "i've gotta go."
"i'll tell my mummy." she said. The postman thought for a moment
and then said, "oh ok then. If you insist." He went inside and
had a cup of tea. When he'd finished he said, "im sorry, but ive
really gotta go now"
"No." said Shagerarder, "don't you want to come and look around
upstairs?"
"I can't. I've gotta go, sorry."
"I'll tell my mummy." said Shagerarder.
"Ok then," said the postman


When they'd finished looking around upstairs Shagerarder said,
"do you want to go in my bedroom?"
"I can't." replied the postman, "sorry but i've really, really
gotta go now."
"I'll tell my mummy..."
"Oh ok then,"


While Shagerarder and the postman were upstairs Shagerarder's
mother returned home from the shops and began to yell,
"Shagerarder?!! Shagerarder?!!" but the only reply she received
was from the postman, screaming, "i'm tryin', i'm tryin'!"