A man goes into a bar and racks up a substantial tab that he cannot pay for. The bartender tells him that if he can make a horse laugh, his drinks will be free, but it's never been done before. So the bartender watches as the man finds a horse and whispers in his ear, and to his surprise, the horse busts up laughing.
About a year later, the same man goes to the bar and is once again offered free drinks, but this time only if he can make the horse cry. Sure enough, the bartender once again sees the horse and the man together, this time with tears running down the horse's face.
The bartender says to the man, "ok, I gotta ask, how did you make the horse laugh last year?" He answers, "I told him my dick was bigger than his."
"Well, ok then, but how did you make him cry?"
The man answered, "I showed him."
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