A husband and wife sat in bed reading. The husband stops for a moment before turning to his wife,
"I tell you, I bet you can't make me happy and sad at the same time."
The wife looks at him confused and so he repeats,
"I bet you can't make me happy and sad at the same time."
She looks back down to her book before replying,
"You have the biggest dick out of you and your friends"
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