Once upon a time, there was a man holding a magical lamp, he went to a bar where he then got a drink. The bartender sees him and asks him to chat, the man says,"I have a magical lamp rite here!"
The bartender says," Wow, does this mean I can wish for a million bucks."
The man goes, "Yes!"
Bartender goes:" I wish for a million bucks!"
POOF!
The air is filled with 1 million ducks.
The bartender outraged says," Hey you cheated me!"
The man goes, "Hey it ain't that easy!"
*Sorry, Did my best
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