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Witch

What do you call a witch at the beach? I don't know? A sand-witch!

I filmed myself...

I can't wait to upload all 2 megabytes of footage!

What do you call...

Aristartle

Constipation

I'm constipated today. I shit you not.

D**K & BALLS

Q: What did the d**k say to the balls? A: "You guys hang around here while I...

An Email From God!

One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil that was...

Hate to be that...

... because he's a dick. Fuck him.

Driving too fast

A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was...

Whats the...

Right now, I don't have a Lamborghini ;)

Knock Knock Who's...

Knock Knock Who's there ! Athena ! Athena who ? Athena reindeer landing on...