And sees a tiny man playing the piano. He asked the bartender how he found this guy. The bartender tells him that there is a genie out back that will grant anyone's wishes. So the man goes to the genie and says "I wish for a million bucks". The genie snaps his fingers, and a million tiny ducks appear out of thin air. The man goes back to the bartender and exclaims "I asked for a million bucks, and the genie gave me a million ducks! What gives?" and the bartender looks at him and says
"Do you really think I wished for a 12 inch pianist?"
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