Then he asks the clerk whats his best dildo. The clerk pulls out a voodoo dildo and shows him how its used he says voodoo dildo wall then the dildo starts banging against the wall then he says voodoo dildo box and it goes into the box. The man then buys it and goes home, he shows his wife but forgot to show her how to put it up. One day while hes on a buisness trip she decides to use it she says voodoo dildo pussy it then starts to fuck her. She finishes up but can't get it out so she decides to go to the hospital so she is driving and is swerving. A policeman pulls her over and says " ma'am why are you swerving?" She replied " I got a voodoo dildo in my pussy" and then he said voodoo dildo my ass.
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