A man goes into a bar and sits down next to this hot woman. The woman asks "whats in the box?" To which the man replied its my magic frog. She says, what does your magic frog do thats so special? The man says, this particular frog mam knows how to please a woman(keeping that clean). The woman says i dont believe this and after much debate he convinces her to let him show her up in her hotel room. The man takes the frog out of the box and places it on her naked belly. The man says ok now go frog. The frog looks at him blankly as does the woman. This goes on for awhile and the woman gets frustratred and says, whats going on this frog doesnt know how to please a lady. The man convinces the woman to give it more time. The frog again just sits and stares at nothing in particular and again the woman gets pissed. So after some more debate the man goes to the frog picks it up and says "now damnit frog im only going to show you this one more time!"
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