I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger... then it hit me.
How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, but the lightbulb will have to want to change.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because 789. (seven ate nine)
What do bakers say when somethings easy? Piece of cake!
How do frog puppets kill themselves? They kermit suicide!
Whats black and white and read all over? A newspaper.
Whats black and white and red all over? A sunburnt zebra.
Comedy. Gold. Jk these jokes suck
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