Magic


One day Belinda was walking down the road when she saw a yellow frog crying.


She asked him, "What is wrong?"


He said, "I just want to be green like the other frogs."


So she did some magic and he turned green, but when he looked down his dick was still yellow.


She said that she couldn't do any more magic and he'd have to go see the Wizard.


As she kept going, she saw a pink elephant that was crying.


She asked him, "What is wrong?"


"He said, "I want to be gray."


So she did some magic and turned him gray.


When he looked down his dick was still pink so she told him to go see the Wizard.


He asked, "How do you get there?"


She said, "Follow the yellow dick toad. Follow the yellow dick toad."


Submitted by Glaci
Edited by Curtis

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