Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.
A hard man is good to find.
It takes two to get one in trouble.
I've been in more laps than a napkin.
I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.
I feel like a million tonight. But one at a time.
*Goodness! What lovely diamonds!*
Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie.
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