Jesus and the Devil were talking arguing one day ... (Computer Wisdom)

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of
hearing all of the bickering. Finally God said, "Cool it. I am going to
set up a test that will run two hours and I will judge who does the
better job."

So Satan and Jesus sat at the keyboards and typed away. They moused.
They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes. They sent
e-mail. They sent out e-mail with attachments. They downloaded. They did some genealogy reports. They made cards. They did every known job.

But ten minutes before their time was up, lightening suddenly flashed
across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured and, of course, the
electricity went off.

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally flickered
back on, and each of them restarted their computers.

Satan started searching frantically, screaming "It's gone! It's all
gone! I lost everything when the power went out!" Meanwhile, Jesus
quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours.
Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait! He cheated, How did he do
it?"

God shrugged and said, "Jesus saves."