Down in Florida, two women were talking and one asked the other, "Do you ever get that feeling of being really horny?"
"Yes," her friend replied.
"What do you do about it?"
"I usually suck on a Lifesaver."
After a moment of stunned silence her friend asked, "Well, what beach do you go to?"
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