Two guys are out on the lake doing some fishing an the one guy tells his buddy, "I'm so horny, I could fuck mud!"
His buddy says, "What's wrong? The ol' lady aint giving it up these days, or what?"
He says, "No, man, I can't fuck her...she's got gonorrhea!"
To which his buddy says, "So flip 'er over and fuck 'er in the ass!"
He says, "Can't do that, either...she's got diarrhea!"
His buddy says, "So skull fuck the bitch!"
He says, "Can't do that, either...she's got pyorrhea!"
His buddy says, "What the fuck you doin' with a bitch like that?"
He says, "Well, she's got worms, and you know how I love to go fishing!"
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