The pope dies and stands now in front of Simon Peter.
Peter asks: Who are you?
The pope answers: You don't know me? I am the pope, gods representative on earth!
To what peter replies:W ait a second, i'll just ask him.
Several minutes pass and Peter returns, not with god, but with Jesus.
The three talk and after everything is cleared Jesus goes back to god who wants to know what's the matter.
Jesus says: Remember that little fishing club i founded 2000 years back? It still exists!
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