A man and a priest are fishing when all of a sudden the mans pole jerks forward. With all his might the man reels in his reward and looks at it and says "wow this is one long son of a bitch". The priest turns around and looks at the man straight in the eyes and the man, trying to cover up his profanity in front of the priest says that that is the type of fish and he gives it to him. So the pope is coming to town so the priest gives the fish to a nun so she can prepare it. He hands it to her and says "cook this son of a bitch right up". The nun gasps and the priest tells her that it is the type of fish so she cooks it up. When its ready to eat she gives it to the pope and says "eat this son of a bitch". The pope looks at the priest and the nun and they explain that the fisherman told the priest it was called a son of a bitch and the priest told the nun it was called a son of a bitch and the pope looks up at them, takes a bite, and then says "you know what? This motherfucker doesn't taste too bad!"
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