A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls Royce gets a puncture.
The car slowly stopped, and the chauffeur got out. After a long delay the society lady wound down the window. "Do you want a screwdriver?" she asked.
The chauffeur shrugged. "Might as well," he said," I can't get this bloody hub cap off!!!
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