My dad played this joke on me when I was 14, and I will recount it exactly as it happened.
When I was 14 my father and I were driving on a country road. Nothing much was being said, when suddenly, he pointed to a bridge. You see that bridge over there? Yes, I replied. Well, he continued, I lost my virginity underneath that bridge.
Now, keep in mind, my dad was a bit conservative, and the subject of sex was never discussed. I suddenly felt a bit uncomfortable, as one can imagine.
And believe it or not, he says, without waiting for me to respond. Her mom was watching!
At this point, I am flabbergasted, not really knowing what to say, or what to do.
And, you know what else? he asked. All she said was, moooooo.....
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