[Long] This is a favorite from my childhood soccer coach. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.

So there are three moles who all live together in a burrow, outaide a farm. Mama mole, Papa mole, and baby Mole. One day Papa Mole wakes up and can smell the farmer cooking breakfast and sticks his head out of the burrow to smell the breakfast and yell down to Mama, "Come up and smell the breakfast that the farmer is cooking its pancakes and bacon and eggs and ham and all the fixings!!" Mama mole scurries up the burrow, sticks her nose in the air an proclaims its the most delcious thing she has ever smelled. Then she yells to baby Mole, "Come up and smell this delicious breakfast it's pancakes and bacon and eggs and ham and all ghe fixings." Baby Mole runs up the burrow but is stick behind Mama and Papa and then they ask, "Can you smell that breakfast, pancakes, bacin and eggs, ham, and all the fixings baby mole?" And baby Mole says, No, all i can smell is mole-asses."

Thanks Coach Frank!!!