A white man enters a hotel asking for a room for the night. The person at the front desk says, "We have one room left but it's haunted." "I don't believe in ghosts." The white man replies and goes up to the room. He unlocks the door enters and hears, "I'm the ghost of Mable fable cut off your balls and lay em on the table." The white man quickly runs out the room and leaves.
A black man enters the same hotel a bit later and approaches the front desk. "I'd like a room for the night." He says. "There is one room left but it's haunted and has scared off one person already." The guy at the front desk says. The black man replies, "I am not afraid of ghosts!" He proceeds up the stairs and enters the room hearing. "I'm the ghost of Mable fable cut off your balls and lay them on the table." Getting spooked he quickly rushes down the stairs and leaves.
Santa Claus enters the hotel half an hour later and approached the front desk whilst requesting a room. "There's one room left and two people have been scared off." The man at the front desk replies. "Just give me the room." Santa says and heads up to his room. He enters and hears, "I'm the ghost of Mable fable cut off your balls and lay them on the table." Santa replies, "I'm the ghost of Christmas past touch my balls and I kick your ass.
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