The parrot refuses to speak. The next day he goes back to the store and tells the shopkeeper the parrot wouldn't talk. The shopkeeper hands the man a little bell. He says "Hang this in his cage. He'll ring it and then speak."
The man buys the bell and takes it home. The parrot rings it, but still doesn't speak. The man heads back to the pet store again the next morning.
"He still doesn't speak!"
"Here, buy this little mirror. He'll ring the bell, look in the mirror, and then speak."
The next day the man is back. The parrot still wouldn't talk.
"Ah, here" says the shopkeeper, "buy this little ladder. The parrot will ring the bell, look in the mirror, climb the ladder, and then talk"
The man buys the ladder and goes home. His parrot rung the bell, look in the mirror, climbed the ladder. Then, silence. He heads back to the store, furious.
"The parrot STILL wont speak"
The shop keeper hands him a rope. "The parrot will ring the bell, look in the mirror, climb the ladder, bite the rope, and then speak. I promise"
The next day the man returns.
"The parrot died" he says, "but he finally spoke"
The shopkeeper replies, "That's horrible. What did he say, though?"
"Does that fucking store sell any food?"
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