Three best friends worked in construction together on the same crew. They were working on the 20th floor of a building when they stopped for their lunch break. They sat on the edge of the building, legs dangling over the edge, enjoying the view as they ate their lunches.
Guido opened his lunch box and yelled in frustration, "Pasta! Pasta! Every day it's pasta! If I get pasta in my lunch tomorrow, I'm gonna jump!"
Jose then opened his lunch and exclaimed, "Tortillas!! Tortillas! Every day it's tortillas! If I get tortillas in my lunch tomorrow, I'm gonna jump, too!"
Then Bob (the blond) opened his lunch and said, "Bologna sandwich! Bologna sandwich! Every day it's a bologna sandwich! If I get a bologna sandwich in my lunch tomorrow, I'm jumping, too!"
The next day, they sit down on the edge of the building for lunch.
Guido opens his lunch box, sees pasta, and jumps to his death.
Jose opens his lunch box and sees tortillas and also jumps to his death.
Bob opens his, finds a bologna sandwich, and jumps to his death.
Since they were such close friends, their wives decide to have a joint funeral for them.
At the funeral, the wives are lamenting their loss. Guido's wife says, "If only I'd known, I would have packed something other than pasta in his lunch!" And she cries in anguish.
Jose's wife says, "If only I'd known, I would have packed something other than tortillas in his lunch!" And she cries hysterically.
Bob's wife just stands there, nodding her head. The other two wives look at her incredulously at her lack of emotion.
"Don't look at me," Bob's wife said. "He packed his own lunch."
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