Why do they call it "PMS"?
Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
(Apologies to anyone who's offended - but it IS funny, which is the only valid test of a joke; if it's funny and someone is offended by it, considering WHY they're offended even though it's a joke can provide insight into their attitude toward the topic.)
"I learned the truth from Lenny Bruce"
- Paul Simon.
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