..and she just reaches over and takes some of my food!
So I ask her, "can you tie 2 strings together?"
*What?*
"I'm asking, can you tie 2 pieces of string together?"
*I don't understand*
"Oh I'm sorry, what I'm asking is: can you fucking knot?"
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