He decided to bring his family along and introduce them.
"This is my beautiful wife Linda," he said. "And together we have three beautiful daughters: Joy, Hope, and Faith. We named them after the things we'd like to possess most in our lives."
"That's funny," said the neighbor. "I've done something similar with my daughter".
The neighbor motioned toward a quiet little girl standing few feet away from him. "Don't be shy," he said. "Come meet our new neighbors, Alexis."
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