34...34...34...

A brunette was walking down the middle of the street, saying "34...34...34" over and over again. A blonde stopped her and asked why she was doing that.

"Oh, it's great fun," replied the brunette. "You should try it".

So the blonde walked down the street repeating "34...34...34..." when all of a sudden a car sped by and ran her over.

The brunette then started walking down the road again, saying "35...35...35..."

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