Little Timmy

So Little Timmy wakes up on thanksgiving to his parents arguing.
His dad calls his mom a bitch and his mom calls his dad a bastard.
Timmy asks what that means, and they say a bitch is a girl and a bastard is a boy.
Later, Timmy goes into his dad's bathroom and hears "SHIT!". He looks inside and sees his dad shaving. His dad had cut himself. Timmy asks what SHIT means and his dad says shaving cream. About an hour before dinner, Timmy walks into the kitchen and sees his mom cutting the turkey. When she cuts herself, she yells Fuck! Timmy asks what THAT means and he says it means cut.

When his cousins ring the doorbell, Timmy answers it and says....

Welcome Bitches and Bastards! My dad's up stairs scraping the shit off his face and my mom's fucking the turkey!!

(To that his Aunt replies, "Buisness as usual than?")