The robot slaps people who lie, so he decides to test it at dinner
He asks his son, "Son, where were you today?"
The son replies "At school!"
The robot slaps the son
"OK OK, I went to the movies."
The man asks him which one
"Toy Story"
He gets slapped again
"OK OK, It was Day with a Porn Star"
The man laughs, "In my day we didn't even know what porn was!"
The robot slaps the man
His wife steps in and says "HA! After all he's your son!"
The robot slaps the wife
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