"Hey, John! Long time, no see!" "Hey, how ya been, Steve? Still dating Medusa?"

"I sure am, John. Man, it's just incredible how great our relationship is."

"No kidding, huh? Sex any good?"

"You have no idea, buddy. I've never been so sexually compatible with a woman before. She gets me rock-hard each and every time."

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