A dictator is sitting in his office sipping his tea when his secretary bursts into the room.

"Sir you have to look at this newspaper, it's a huge scandal!" she says.

"They've written an article accusing several of your cabinet ministers being involved in a child sex ring."

The dictator's face quickly turns from worry into surprise. "What absolute idiots, how could they do something like this!" he exclaims. "Do those editors really enjoy being tortured that much?"