So,Little red riding hood is on her way to her grandma's house when she comes upon the three little pig's houses.The first little pig say's "little red don't go to your grandma's house,the wolf is there.He's gonna pull up your little dress and pull down your little panties and screw you.The 2nd and 3rd pig say the same thing,she blows off what they say and go along to her grandma's house like she does. When she gets to her grandma's house awhile later she goes in and does the "grandma what big eyes you have""what big teeth you have" ( you know the story).Just then the wolf jumps up in the granny attire and says "Little red little red,I'm gonna pull up your little dress and pull down your little panties and screw you" She pulls out a knife and says "yeah,you're gonna pull up my little dress and pull down my little panties,but you're gonna eat me like the book says"
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