Little Red Riding Hood is walking through the forest.

Little Red Riding Hood is walking through the forest, on her way to Grandmother's house.
She skips down the path for a while, and as she turns down a bend she sees the Big Bad Wolf sitting by a tree.

"What big ears you have, Mr. Wolf!" Little Red Riding Hood exclaims.
The wolf gets up and runs away.

She continues down the path for a while and again sees the Big Bad Wolf, this time sitting next to a large rock.

"What big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf!" She says.
Again, the wolf gets up and runs away.

Red Riding Hood shrugs it off and continues on her merry way. A bit further down the path, once more she sees the Big Bad Wolf. This time he's sitting next to a fallen log.

"What big teeth you have, Mr. Wolf!" says Little Red.

The Big Bad Wolf howls in frustration and shouts "FUCK OFF KID, I'M TRYING TO TAKE A SHIT!!!!"