One day, a little girl was going to Sunday School, when she saw little Jonny.
Nwo, Little Jonny always had trouble staying awake in class, so the little girl decided to help him.
The Sunday School teacher asked, "Who was the greatest man that ever lived?"
The little girl poked Jonny in the back with her pencil, to which he replied, " Jesus Christ!"
"That is correct, now sit down and no yelling."
The teacher then asked, "Who was the man that died on the cross for us?"
The little girl poked Jonny in the back again, to which he replied," Good Lord!"
"That's correct. NOw sit down and stop yelling."
Then she asked, " What did Eve say to Adam after they had their 32nd child?"
once again the little girl poked Jonny in the back to which he replied," If you stick that thing in me one more time, I will grab it and break it in half!"
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