Bible Salesman

One daya maanger of a sales company is interviewing a man who
wants to become an employee in the business. The manager is a
proud owner of a business that has been selling Bibles
successfully for 20 years. The owner receives the next guy into
the office and the interview begins.


Manager: Hello I am the manager to Bibles Inc. Who are you and
why i should hire you?


Guy: M-m-m-y-y n-n-name i-i-i-i-is-s-s F-r-r-r-r-e-e-e-d.
I-i-i-i-i kn-kn-know I-i-i-i-i Stu-stu-stu-stu-tter
al-al-al-alot bu-bu-but pl-pl-pl-please ju-ju-ju-just gi-gi-give
me a-a-a ch-ch-ch-chance.


The Manager knew that this man would be just horrible at this
task in fact he himself felt uncomfortable in Fred's presence
wanting nearly to get rid of the man. So he thought of a way to
let Fred down without feeling too much guilt. The manager
thought and thought and finally gave in saying:


"Okay i'll give you one chance"


Fred went off with a dozen Bibles (twice as much as the average
salesman sells) with an air of confidence around him. The
manager looked on as Fred went on thinking "poor kid."


That night Fred returns and the manager promptly asks him how it
went. Fred beams and shows that every bible is gone. The
manager now with a look of astonishment on his face assumes that
they must have all been stolen. When he asks Fred if they had
been stolen Fred shakes his head in a negative response. The
manager realizes that they must have ALL been sold. Astounded
the Manager asks


"How in the Hell did you sell all these Bibles?"


Fred: "We-we-we-we-well I-i-i-i t-t-t-told th-th-them
th-th-th-that if th-th-they did not wa-wa-want to buy
an-an-an-any. I-i-i-i cou-cou-cou-could re-re-read it t-t-to
th-th-them.