Little Johnny was playing with his new train set when mum over hears him say "all you bastards getting off, fuck off, all you bastards getting on hurry the fuck up"
She comes running from the kitchen and is aghast at the language. She tells him that the f-word and the b-word are not appropriate for him to say. For good measure Mum sends him to his room for two hours to think about how he will play next time.
When he comes back down and starts playin again two hours later, mum hears him say "those disembarking mind the step an have a nice day, those boarding enjoy your journey, and those who are upset at the two hour delay can lodge a complaint with the cunt in the kitchen"
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