"Yes, but you have to recite the alphabet first."
"But teacher, it's an emergency!"
"Just tell me the alphabet first and you can go.
"A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z."
"Where's the P?"
"It's all over your MOM'S FACE you retarded bitch! Lol owned"
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