... were getting ready to have some private time with each other. Little Johnny's mom was in the bathroom putting on something more comfortable while his dad was sitting on the edge of the bed putting on a condom. Suddenly, Little Johnny walks into the room. His dad quickly bends over in order to hide his erect johnson and pretends to be peering under the bed.
"Say, Little Johnny, did you see a rat? I think I saw a rat go under the bed and I'm trying to catch it"
"Why?", Little Johnny replied. "Whatcha tryna do, fuck it?"
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