I have a friend who recently has been getting really into weightlifting. He got a second chance at life after a pretty horrendous accident and since his recovery has been coming to me for advice. I give him the standard advice I've always received: lift hard, and then go home and eat some protein and white rice or a baked potato. The other day I went to visit him after one of his workouts and walked by his room when I caught a crazy strong stench of marijuana. This was going to be awesome, I thought to myself - I'll pretend I'm a police officer coming to bust him for weed. He's a terribly paranoid stoner and falls for that all the time. Right before I knock on the door, however, I hear a faint moaning. I crack the door open and peek through, and there's my friend going down on some chick I had never seen before. Even better, I thought! I'll embarrass him for sure! As I swing open the door to surprise him, I noticed that something was a little different about this girl - she had Down Syndrome. Of course, my initial reaction was utter bewilderment. I immediately demanded an explanation for why my stoned friend was performing oral sex on an equally stoned Down Syndrome girl. He turns to me, and cheerfully as ever, states:
"Well, I did exactly what you told me! I lifted hard, drank some protein, and now I'm eating a baked potato."
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