Little Johnny was playing with his trains one day, his mom overhears him from the kitchen saying "Ok, first stop, all you assholes that want to get off the train, get off. All you assholes that want to get on, get on". Johnny's mom storms in and scolds Johnny and sends him to time-out.
When he gets back he continues playing with his trains "Ok all you nice people who want to get off, get off. All you nice people who want to get on, get on. And all you mad about the delay, talk to the bitch in the kitchen."
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