I picked up this bitch off the street the other night.

The sex was great, but unfortunately she turned out to be real clingy, and wouldn't leave the next day. I asked my buddy Joe for some advice, he said "I don't know what to tell you, man. Most rescue dogs are known to have bad separation anxiety."

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