The man was very nervous about having sex with his girlfriend for the very first time, because he was convinced that his penis would be too small.
Eventually he realized that he could not postpone it forever and he nervously invited her over to his house.
Hesitatingly he started to take off his clothes and after that he dimmed the lights. Very carefully he started taking off her clothes and he started stroking her.
Finally he nervously nestled his erection inside her hand, hoping she didn't realize how small it was.
"No thank you," she said, "I don't smoke."
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