"I failed math today." He told his father.
"What?! How did you fail math?!" His father asked.
Johnny explained, "Well, she asked me what three times two is. I said six."
His father nodded, "Yeah, that's the right answer. And...?"
"Then she asked me what two times three is."
"What the fuck is the difference?"
Johnny exclaimed, "That's what I said!"
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