Are you asleep?

''My, God! Dear, What happened to you?! your Left eye is swollen!''- said my teacher as she guide me to the clinic.

''My father and mother cuddle last night, and my father asked if I was awake I said Yes. then he punch my Left eye.'' I said while touching my swollen eyes

''Then, Pretend to be asleep the next time he ask if your asleep, alright?'' said my teacher as we entered the clinic


While I was in our Bed i pretend to be asleep and my father asked if I was asleep. I didn't respond then my father and mother begin to make that '' thing '' the bed begun to bounce back and forth as it continue my father shouted

'' SARAH, ARE YOU COMMING?! ''

'' YESS, DEAR I'm COMMING! ''

I rushingly get up from the bed and shouted '' WAIT, MOMMY AND DADDY I'm COMMING TOO! ''

The next day I go to the school covered in Bruises and two swollen eyes.

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